"Dont worry the spider is smaller than you" "So is a grenade", amirite?

lmao that's so true

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hyperbole and a half! =)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is EXACTLY what I thought immediately after reading this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I freaking LOVE Hyperbole and a Half. Allie is the most awesome person on the web.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah but the spider's not gonna blow you apart hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but theyre both smaller than you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But again, the difference is that the spider isn't a military explosive, lol:]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, how do you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well some spiders are able to kill and stuff

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One makes other people go"EEEEEE!!!" the other makes people go boom

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol very true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A lot of killer things tend to come in small packages...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'll second that notion!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not like a grenade though...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But it's smaller than you :3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We understand that it's smaller than you. But a spider isn't used by the military to bomb other places. Sure, a paper clip is smaller than you, but it's not used to kill thousands. We get that it's smaller than you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But it can be,just stab them in the eye as a starter then do whatever,you'll guaranteed to kill someone that way =3.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It can be. But people don't use paper clips as a massacre tool. So there's your answer. It can be, in the least of possibilities, but it's not. It's not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know,I'm just saying it could be :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A paperclip could infact be used to kill thousands, it just hasn't made breaking news yet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

W@266157 (Moose): Wow, some people just don't get comedy do they? The point is it's stupid not to be afraid of something just because it's smaller than you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ok who really cares about the fact spiders aren't used by the military? its a metaphor people! calm down the point is that small things can be dangerous (and a lot of spiders are poisonous!)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(captain_obvious =)): EXACTLY!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this amirite is ftw

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(hi): so true! :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Judge me by my size, do you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WOOT! hyperbole and a half!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Poor guy got thousands of positive votes... and he posted as anonymous.

by Anonymous 12 years ago