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"Dont worry the spider is smaller than you" "So is a grenade", amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
lmao that's so true
by Anonymous13 years ago
hyperbole and a half! =)
by Anonymous13 years ago
That is EXACTLY what I thought immediately after reading this.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I freaking LOVE Hyperbole and a Half. Allie is the most awesome person on the web.
by Anonymous13 years ago
yeah but the spider's not gonna blow you apart hahaha
by Anonymous13 years ago
but theyre both smaller than you
by Anonymous13 years ago
But again, the difference is that the spider isn't a military explosive, lol:]
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yes, how do you?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well some spiders are able to kill and stuff
by Anonymous13 years ago
One makes other people go"EEEEEE!!!"
the other makes people go boom
by Anonymous13 years ago
lol very true.
by Anonymous13 years ago
A lot of killer things tend to come in small packages...
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'll second that notion!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Not like a grenade though...
by Anonymous13 years ago
But it's smaller than you :3
by Anonymous13 years ago
We understand that it's smaller than you. But a spider isn't used by the military to bomb other places. Sure, a paper clip is smaller than you, but it's not used to kill thousands.
We get that it's smaller than you.
by Anonymous13 years ago
But it can be,just stab them in the eye as a starter then do whatever,you'll guaranteed to kill someone that way =3.
by Anonymous13 years ago
It can be. But people don't use paper clips as a massacre tool. So there's your answer. It can be, in the least of possibilities, but it's not. It's not.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I know,I'm just saying it could be :P
by Anonymous13 years ago
A paperclip could infact be used to kill thousands, it just hasn't made breaking news yet.
by Anonymous13 years ago
W@266157 (Moose): Wow, some people just don't get comedy do they?
The point is it's stupid not to be afraid of something just because it's smaller than you.
by Anonymous13 years ago
ok who really cares about the fact spiders aren't used by the military? its a metaphor people! calm down the point is that small things can be dangerous (and a lot of spiders are poisonous!)
by Anonymous13 years ago
(captain_obvious =)): EXACTLY!
by Anonymous13 years ago
this amirite is ftw
by Anonymous13 years ago
(hi): so true! :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
Judge me by my size, do you?
by Anonymous13 years ago
WOOT! hyperbole and a half!!!!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Poor guy got thousands of positive votes... and he posted as anonymous.
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