+356 If you have never kissed anyone or had sex, you kind of wish there was some kind of class on how to do it so you won't look like an idiot your first time, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

hmmm kissing, not so bad at first- dont jump in with tounge right away, just kinda follow the other person and whatever feels natural will happen...sex is a whole different beast lol, but ther person you are losing your v-card to should know its your first time and wont expect too much (also if you're in love it wont matter)-then the skills just come with practice

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Porn.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Lololol, I thought we all agreed that real life sex is nothing like porn?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Okay then, amateur porn. Regular porn can still teach the basics though... insert penis into vagina.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

EVERYONE TAKE NOTES! I know I am....

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Remember always have a pizza delivery outfit and pizza when you go to the womans house, when she answers the door ask "Did anyone order a pizza WITH EXTRA SAUSAGE?'

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Chapter 1: Basically, the first time is just to get passed that awkward milestone in life. Don't worry about techniques or being awesome at it until later.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You want to have sex like in a porno? Become a plumber.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or a poolboy. But watch out for a plumber or pizzaboy

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or the brother of the girl who has a whore friend.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

You have to learn how to practice.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

People on reddit always seem happy to share their sexual experiences.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

or their lack thereof.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yes a sex class would be very nice, especially an interactive one. In a nice hands-on environment.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Perfect class to get the really old teacher!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Then I'd feel like a total loser going to a class.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

YouTube will help. And porn (:

by Anonymous 11 years ago

the class should have demonstrations hello

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I think you're looking for me.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And volunteers hello

by Anonymous 11 years ago

and involunteers swt

by Anonymous 11 years ago

HELL NO!! Everyone's first few times should be horrible, that shit is cash. It's especially awesome when you get to talk about it with your best friend and learn that they went through the same exact thing, then you laugh your asses off for a long time! My first time attempting/having sex was a catastrophic failure, and I wouldn't change a single thing.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

No, friend! It's an amazing experience! Especially if you do it with the right person. The person I lost mine too and I were/are in love, and even though I bombed harder than The Situation on the roast of Donald Trump, there was no judgement. Also, talk to your best friends. It's completely normal, and there isn't any bonding experience quite like being able to relate to your best bro when it comes to first times. If anyone tells you they did it perfectly the first time, they're probably lying.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh, then you have it easy. Due to media and general societal stereotypes, most of the pressure is on the guy! The metaphorical pressure, anyway. Most of the literal pressure will be on you! hello BOOM!!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

They both came really naturally to me, which was weird considering I went to an all girls school and didn't watch porn.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I bet something else came naturally too. hello

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It really doesn't matter. No one expects first times to be mind blowing.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well, something should be blown. hello

by Anonymous 11 years ago