My favorite is Sexyday

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My favorite day of the week ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What are you smokin? P.S. I'd OWN Songday! (o:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...why.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So you want me to mourn. Then cry. Then randomly get married after two days of sadness. Then suffer from a day full of thirst. Then have fun (which is hard since yesterday I was apparently dehydrated). Then be sexy which im sure my wife I married earlier this week on wedding day would get angry at me. Then the next day I sing but then id be sad the next day? And how do I do wedding day again without a divorce day? IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why would your wife get mad at you for being sexy?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Id cant choose who I attract. Ill have some problems with to many ladies ;) *overcompensate and probably poor grammar*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

THIS IS HOW THE WORLD WORKS AND YOU DO NOT QUESTION IT NOW IF YOU'LL *EXCUSE ME,* I'M GOING TO ADOPT SENIOR CITIZENS FROM THE SUPERMARKET LIKE A *NORMAL* PERSON!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ima adopt a puppy and work on weddingday. Puppies are like female magnets

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh Jonesy you don't need magnets other than that mustache

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe but it doesnt hurt now does it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It will. It is common knowledge that attractiveness is directly related to how big of a douchebag you are

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To much of a douchebag to have that effect my ego;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Absolutely not, why would you even suggest....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I guess Monday...or mournday would be a good day for funerals :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's funday, funday Gotta get down on funday yeah, it works

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Everyday is Sexyday where I live... Here in Intercourse Pennsylvania.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh I get it...See...Mournday cause the weekend is gone and you're sad to get back to work/school. Tearsday when you grabbed some kind of chile, then rubbed it in your eye and started crying. And you were making the chile for Wedding day, cause you wanted to be original. And Thirstday would start at midnight right after you eat the chile. So with that, you're like "I gotta quench this fucking thirst!". Funday will just be THERE, and Sexyday will be the Honeymoon, of course. And on Songday you'll be like "I JUST HAD SEEEXX. AND IT FELT SO GOOD!" Op you are a genius.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why are you eating a country in celebration of getting married?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well you certainly wouldn't want to eat a CONTINENT, now would you?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes. O_o There are tons of guests, man. They won't be sated with a single country; they'll want seconds.

by Anonymous 12 years ago