+193 No one's actually told you "it's not you, it's me" when asking for a reason of the breakup, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, I use "It IS you, it's definitely not me."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Instead they use, "let's just be friends," or some bs like that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I used, "Really it's not you and it's not me, it's both of us, and it's just not working."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel like this is an asshole line, and I did get that from an asshole I dated once.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I got "I feel like you like me a lot more than I like you." Um, ouch?

by Anonymous 12 years ago