+253 If the creator of sillybands had a child, they would have more sillybands than anyone could imagine, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, a person working at KFC, earning 3 dollars an hour, weighing 190 pounds, who grew up in an orphanage would get more tail then the guy who created silly bands.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"in other news, a child has broken the world record for Most Silly Bandz On One's Arm At Once, at an astounding 40,000 Bandz. Unfortunately, the 11-year old had to get his hand amputated after it was discovered that after the 200th Silly Band was applied, blood flow had been cut off from his hand, and as a result it became gangrenous and threatened to kill him."

by Anonymous 13 years ago