+315 You opened a window and a breeze rolled in, so you jizzed in your pants. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol funny :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NOOO, I ate a grape and jizzed in my pants. GOD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

finally someone who feels my pain, i hate when this happens. i'm just like "oh no i jizzed in my pants again!"(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I opened the fridge and a fruit rolled out and I puked in my mouth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

uhh, ew? haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago