+463 Your mom usually thinks your friends that are of the opposite gender have a crush on you, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All my friends are male, it makes for some very awkward conversations.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm glad she thinks I'm such a gentleman's woman, though. That makes no sense. Only ladie's man makes sense.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

For my mom, it's either they like me or they're gay. She's a strange woman.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it's not my mum in this case, it's my dad. -__-

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it's not my mum in this case, it's my dad. -__-

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They usually do ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Most of my friends are guys...i dont talk to my my parents about them if i dont have to ill just say im gonna go Hang out with friends

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Most of my friends are guys...i dont talk to my my parents about them if i dont have to ill just say im gonna go Hang out with friends

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Most of my friends are guys...i dont talk to my my parents about them if i dont have to ill just say im gonna go Hang out with friends

by Anonymous 12 years ago

wait, what was that again?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My mom thinks one of my friends is gay and likes me along with any girl I know..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My mom actually had a serious conversation with me because she thought my best guy friend was heartbroken that I was seeing a new boyfriend. Had to sit for an hour trying to convince her that wasn't true without spilling the beans that my best friend was 100% gay.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I'm sorry to say this, Mom, but *insert name here* is actually a fan of penises."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My grandma thought my best friend was my boyfriend. I posted a ton of pictures of us from the HPDH2 premiere, and she commented on the album, "O.M.G. Hayley! Spencer is a cutie! You R so cute together!" See THIS is what happens when old people have facebook

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Whenever I hang out with a male friend, my mom attacks me: "ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HIM?!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's my dad who usually assumes that. And if i tell him they dont like me, he goes into denial, whichmakes him suspicious. -___-

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It pretty obvious that all females that know me and of of mating age are inlove with me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am sorry to say that this post cannot apply to me. My parents think that I'm a lesbian who has sex with guys every night.

by Anonymous 12 years ago