+329 There's nothing worse than when your toast gets cold before the butter can melt, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pfft. And I thought the JEWS had it bad.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know! History's a little harsh on ole Adolf, in my opinion. He was pretty cruel, but at least he never forced anyone to watch freshly heated toast grow cold!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can't even afford to buy the bread that makes up your cold toast.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nothing worse? Excuse me, I'm pretty sure no butter at all is worse.

by Anonymous 12 years ago