+118 9 times out of 10 it's an electric shaver, but sometimes.......its a dildo... amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That could end really badly

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The past 10 times that I have shaved, my razor has not turned into a dildo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Slowpoke is slow.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And its always the indeffinite article.. A dildo.. Never "your" dildo..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damnit! I was totally gonna say that! Haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fight club!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A shaver is a make-do substitute for a vibrator, not a dildo, which in turn is a substitute for a penis. Unless, of course your boyfriend’s penis quivers so violently that the vibrations give you an orgasm when he holds it against your clit. In which case, he really ought to go see a doctor, urgently!

by Anonymous 4 months ago