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9 times out of 10 it's an electric shaver, but sometimes.......its a dildo... amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
That could end really badly
by Anonymous13 years ago
The past 10 times that I have shaved, my razor has not turned into a dildo.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Slowpoke is slow.
by Anonymous12 years ago
And its always the indeffinite article.. A dildo.. Never "your" dildo..
by Anonymous13 years ago
Damnit! I was totally gonna say that! Haha
by Anonymous12 years ago
Fight club!!!
by Anonymous12 years ago
A shaver is a make-do substitute for a vibrator, not a dildo, which in turn is a substitute for a penis. Unless, of course your boyfriend’s penis quivers so violently that the vibrations give you an orgasm when he holds it against your clit.
In which case, he really ought to go see a doctor, urgently!
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