+2,930 He came to me one night, explored my body, he licked - sucked - swallowed, when he left I was hurt .. STUPID MOSQUITO! amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only female mosquitoes drink blood. So you are wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then change he for she. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mind can't comprehend! Everything I know is a lie! OK I can do it now :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

gtfo?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

only female mosquitos drink blood...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

did i ask you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Learn to take criticism

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i love how no one asked you aha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

=/= criticism

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, you did ask actually. You asked everyone on this site.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's not the same thing. commenting on a post and jumping in during an argument are DIFFERENT.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I disagree. You ask if people think you're right or not, obviously people will disagree and then arguments will occur. Get over it or don't post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You did...when you said "amirite?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who cares if only female mosquitoes drink blood... it's just one of those immature jokes that is supposed to be funny and frankly, it's kind of a douchebag move to ruin it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Before I read the end I was like oh yeah Edward Cullen

by Anonymous 13 years ago

like like like XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a guy swallowing is disgusting

by Anonymous 13 years ago

aha, its not talking about a guy?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it says he...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hun, its not talking about a human.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i understand that... u said it wasnt a guy...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

heres a thought, build a bridge & get over it? (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

u got me with that smiley... :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

kgood :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Facebook group, and females suck blood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay we get it, only female mosquitos suck blood. Do three people need to ruin the same joke? Jeez.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahaha this is great

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you so stole that from a facebook group =p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not only are the females the ones that bite, but the males are the only ones that buzz. So really you shouldn't be afraid of being bit by a buzzing mosquito, because there's no way it will bite you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think this is the lamest post of the day yet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ummm... Way to copy that from facebook.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow everybody, calm down. Jeez.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't understand why people always have to freak out and say 'you stole it from facebook' or 'posted before' whatever. Really, just because you've seen it somewhere else before doesn't mean everyone else has. Also doesn't mean the person stole it. Billions of people on earth, I'm sure a few have the same ideas.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(:)): omg ikr? people need to just calm down... i mean in my head i always say "repost!" or "facebook group!" but i dont want to ruin it for other people, you know?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is really stupid and trying to be funny. news flash, its really old and overused.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shut up you're just ruining the post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is a repost of an older amirite, i remember it because it was one of the first that made me lol, nice try though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's probably the same one, it's dated back to July 3rd

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You guys do realize this is the post of the day meaning that amirite took this from an older period of time...rite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah that why I told that guy it's probably the same post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh ok

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The person who posted this is a bitch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WHERE'S MY FUCKING DILDO?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I lost mine, I took yours.. *dirty laugh*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@377033 LOLOLOL, made my day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ugh. Is an original Post of the Day so much to ask for

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"SHE"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

since when does a mosquito lick?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

whats a mosquito?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post being post of the day, is proof that there are so many immature, easily amused kids on this site.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love posts of the day that people have never seen before; for instance, the 2012 one, the keyboard one, and the queueing-up one. I do NOT want to see a post of the day with some amirite that is seen absolutely everywhere; Facebook, Twitter, Yahoo, bumper stickers, Google Mail... I'm not sure whether posts of the day are chosen at random or handpicked by the mods; but if they were chosen by the mods, I'd have to say, sorry but you've failed by picking this one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

replace "licked" with "bit" ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

First

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not the only one who thinks LMAO is a major bitch, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i know im a total bitch, C:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ohhhh shut up you twats. You can't say that LMFAO is a bitch because you don't even know the person so shut up mate. I think that you are all being really pathetic arguing whether it should be a female or male mosquito tbh because at the end of the day who gives a shit- it made me laugh and that's all that really counts at the end of the day sooo... And plus you are arguoing over a comment, do you know how pathetic you look by doing this :L haha. I think that your guys argument made me lol more then the actuall post because you are just being pathetic and ovbipusly don't have anything better to do

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thank you, i could be their mother for all they know :l & these comments made me die laughing too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's alright- I didn't think it was fair because they don't even know you :) I knowww some are relly pathetic its funny :L haha x

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I send this to my ex-boyfriend (he was my boyfriend at the time). he still thinks that i meant the mosquito is him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haaa :L lol lots :L bless your ex

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree with Imeandamn. There's no point ruining it for everytone else

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow! some of you guys are so pathetic who cares where they got it from or if its not original if you dont like it dont waste your time commenting on it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I knowwwww :) haha x

by Anonymous 13 years ago