I should kill myself by jumping off the Sydney Harbour Bridge. amirite?

Please don't kill yourself. Hang on. It may seem like the easy road. But living is worth it. It's ok. You can make it through. You are strong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't. Please.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do it faggot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fuck you!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's really terrible that I absolutely love this comment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No. No, no, no, no, no. God, that's a terrible thing to say. That is just appalling. That comment was so blatantly ignorant and hateful. And it makes me sad.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Welcome to the internet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mhmm. So just because you're on the "internet" is an excuse to become a horrible person. Nice to see that you're hiding behind your computer screen. You wouldn't dare say that to someone's face in real life. And I know how horrible people online can be. I'm not naive. But that doesn't mean I join in on the stupidity.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cool story, bro.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...said the man, when he didn't have anything else to reply.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha really what is there to say? But you getting so worked up over something so trivial just made me laugh, so thanks for the laugh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Please do not feed the trolls.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

just buy em drinks

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Only if you shoot yourself before jumping. With a shotgun. While holding a frag grenade with the pin pulled.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why is this on the homepage?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How about no? Personally, I think old age is a better way to die.

More life experience and all that jazz, I hear it's good for you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

wat ru liek 4? jazz made muzic lmffao

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Let's play a game. Whoever doesn't jump off a bridge, gets a cookie!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fuck off. Leave the suicide attempt idea requests for 4chan.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All anonymous are already dead on the inside.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

if you were gonna do it, you wouldn't have asked. that being said do it, you attention whore

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Please don't do that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You gotta be more creative than jumping off a bridge. Beat yourself to death with a toilet seat in public or something.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're probably in high school. I can assure you that high school is not anywhere near as awesome as life after high school.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why is it that this post has some of the funnier comments I've ever read?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Jumping off a bridge is played out. Instead, advertise that you're going to jump a volcano on your bike. Then, when everyone gathers to see your trick, overdose on pain killers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Okay, just don't forget to donate all your money to charity and all your belongings to goodwill before-hand.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't kill yourself. Just return to SBS.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'M IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER, SHE WINDIN, SHE GRINDIN, SHE ROLLINNN

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The total irrelevance of this comment is beautiful.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Make it quick. The world doesn't need people like you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

1) If your kidding, fuck you. That's not something to joke about...at all. 2) If youre serious, don't do it! Life is amazing, things get better, they always do, and I promise youl die an old happy man/woman who will be so glad they didnt jump :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Life=good. No suicides, please!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you are joking, go through depression and/or being suicidal yourself. Then, I dare you to make a joke like that again. But if you're serious, and I seriously do hope you're not, know this: you are beautiful. Let go of the people who make you think you're not worth it. You are a living thing on this planet and nothing you can do can take away the fact that you deserve to live. It will take time, but you will get through. Life goes on and it only gets better.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lol why is everyone still commenting on this the post was made july 3 2010 if he decided on doing it hes already dead by now

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It makes me sad to not know if they are okay :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Last Online 2011-04-27 03:25:32 They didn't do it says Anthony"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you're going to kill yourself: tie a bungee chord to your feet. Tie a shorter rope around your neck. Anchor the bungee chord at the top of a high building in a large city. Do the same with the rope. Make a funny face and jump. That way you freak out everyone in the street below.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Jesus Christ, you guys are appalling. I thought amirite was a community of intelligence. Do you guys think this is a joke? It may be... maybe the OP just submitted this to see what the reactions would be. If so, then the OP should be ashamed too. But if not, you guys should feel horrible about yourselves. This could be someone's call for help. You never know. Suicide is horrible. It's heartbreaking. It's terrible. Try having a family member commit suicide. You won't be making smartass comments about it after that, will you? And I don't care if I come off as a prick. I don't care if I come off as someone who can't take a joke. All I care about is what happened to common human respect in this stupid world. This isn't funny, this is serious.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I lived in Sydney, I'd wanna kill myself too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago