+124 You have never commited murder, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I killed sirius black

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well, not in real life anyway...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm worried for the 6 people that voted no...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Heh... Yeah...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

LOL WUT R U TULKIN BOUT I KILL PPL ALL DA TIME.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm Arab, you see.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

No no but really; why is this even a post? And why did it just get homepaged now, after 2 years? Is amirite running out of new good posts so they're just homepaging old silly posts? Because I've seen several good posts that should be homepaged but aren't.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I may or may not have killed about 1000 ants...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I kill jokes like its my fucking job.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This reminds me of those Facebook posts, "Like if you own clothes!!" OP knows that most, if not all of the people in this site aren't murderers. Just a cheap ploy to get upvotes. I honestly thought amirite was above that no

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This was from 2 years ago. Most of the people like that have wasted away from this website by now

by Anonymous 11 years ago

wary

by Anonymous 11 years ago

According to Talmudic (Jewish rabbinical) teaching, if you shame a man in public it is the same as murdering him. We've probably all done that

by Anonymous 11 years ago