+973 some days you wish you could just find a purple sparkly unicorn, name it Jeff, and fly off with it into the sunset, never to be seen again. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe Bethany or Jon, but not Jeff.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's my dream D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

who in their right mind would downvote this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People who are boring and have no life :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they were probably broken-hearted over a guy named Jeff and hate that this post reminded them :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That could also be right ! But come on ! What low life hates on purple sparkly unicorns ? That should be a crime !xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

perhaps purple unicorns hate purple sparkly unicorns because they're jealous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They shouldn't be ! Purple unicorns can sparkle just as much as the naturally sparkly ones (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

their beautiful personalities could sparkle through if they weren't so petty and jealous

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so true. but it's in their nature to be petty and jealous. you know. it's a purple unicorn thing. but luckily they have something that the purple sparkly unicorns don't have: the power to sing like Kelly Clarkson. they know, deep down, that that talent will take 'em far.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i bet the sparkly unicorns are just as jealous of the purple ones as the purple ones are of the sparkly unicorns! i mean with that kind of talent, how could you not?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@262172 (LavLav_loves_WonWon): exactly ! ha (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I Would Name It Charlie And Take It To Candy Mountain :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

PFFT. Never Jeff. BOB. Bob is the awesome sparkly purple unicorn name.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fluffy >.> no doubt Fluffy. Or Sprinkles.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ooh, Fluffy and Sprinkles are both good names! i myself prefer Jeff, however! he's more of a person than a pet, you see!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some days you wish you could just find a purple sparkly unicorn, name it [insert preferred unicorn name here], and fly off with it into the sunset, never to be seen again. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ironically, on those same days, I happened to consume some questionable substances.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmao xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sounds like an MLIA . . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, it sounds like an amirite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The post should just continue with and then I pretended to be a ninja and wore my Harry Potter robes all day while I visited Narnia through the portal in my school bathroom. Then, several of my teachers said crazy, sexual innuendos and that quiet kid in the back of the class who never says anything totally said so random stuff too. Then, I channeled my inner child and watched cartoons and colored, even though I'm definitely NOT a minor anymore. Best day ever, I think so.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then why don't you make a post about it on MLIA? It looks like you want to.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ummm...wow . I thought it was a cool idea and I don't appreciate you bashing it because you have a problem with the things people say on MLIA . I don't know if you've noticed but it doesn't say it DID happen , it said they wanted it to happen . I hope you now see the main difference between the two ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Hannahx3) I completely agree! Let's get these dumb cliché MLIAers off of amirite, it's getting fucking destroyed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i didn't get this from MLIA....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who said OP was a MLIAer? You could be one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wish, but so far all I got's a Pegasus named Jeniffer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey, you have to be happy with what you got ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's one problem with this..... Unicorn's don't fly!!!! Pegasus' do!!!!!!! argh!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

EXACTLY.

by Anonymous 13 years ago