Length doesn't matter as much as girth, amirite?

"I don't know what the length is...and I don't know what girth means." - Brian Regan

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I could have sworn he said weight not length.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah, but I changed it to fit the post. I had to credit it to him though, because otherwise people would have just thought I was stupid.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"Three what?" "Three.. girth.. units." "Yeah, I gotta go. Yeah. I'm too stupid to talk to you."

by Anonymous 11 years ago

But extremes are still not as good s a more 'standard' size.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Says you...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I mean like 2 long and 4 wide. As in a strange shape not really small or really big

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Though technically that would be really big, I get what you're saying. Holy shit, the girl would have to be freaking dilated just to have sex. Like a premature baby sliding in and out of her vag or something. Also, you probably didn't need that visual, unless you're into that :I

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The more I think about it, that was just a weird comment, let's move past that shall we?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Considering it is all about the tool and NOT the carpenter.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

got here...and there were 69 arrows up

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Fact. The g-spot isn't THAT far in, but if there's some extra girth, it's much more likely that you'll hit it.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah, those fat sprite cans are so much better than the really tall ones... This is what we're talking about, right?

by Anonymous 11 years ago