Hey, I'm not jealous of your relationship. I'm just saying your boyfriend is a douche and you don't want to see it, amirite?

+876 Hey, I'm not jealous of your relationship. I'm just saying your boyfriend is a douche and you don't want to see it, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same when you tell your friend that after s/he got a boy/girlfriend they've been ignoring you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes.. they seem to forget who knows them better

by Anonymous 13 years ago