+297 Why do guys like boobs? They're just round lumps of fat with nipples on them, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because guys like round lumps of fat with nipples on them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Asking why guys like boobs is like asking why girls like abs. the answer is: hormones.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pff. Abs = strength = protectable = savior = well haven't you ever heard of those stories where the girl goes off with her knight in shining armor? They're mostly bullshit because where's the freakin' sense, girl, he could be a sexist pig, but they have a point.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

whoa whoa whoa whoa, abs have no relation to strength, just body fat %. You think your boyfriend is gonna crunch a bad guy away with his whole wheat muffin?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...YES. But seriously, I reflected a while ago about the lack of logic behind my liking abs, and ...and logic doesn't hold up. But shit. There goes my argument. Why the hell do I like abs? o_O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not saying don't like abs...but they don't correlate to strength at all

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I get that. I just... that's how my brain works. My brain is a little odd.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They aren't round and they aren't made out of only fat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's an evolutionary thing. we're built to look for certain physical aspects. Usually ones that are signals of a good mother. That and we just have a generally more...agressive sex drive, because that part of our brain is twice as big as it is in girls. It's just how we are!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i love boobies *posts as anonymous to avoid embarrassment

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're embarrassed to admit you enjoy boobs? That's just about on the same level as being embarrassed to admit that you breathe. I'm MrRight and I LOOOOOVE a fine body of the human female variety! Oh, and I guess a nice female brain or whatever is okay too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait a minute...how did Asscakes vote on this? I thought she was... :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

now that you mention it..... i don't know why us guys love the sight of boobs...non - silicon :D and sometimes i imagine the gateway to heaven looks like a 34D cleavage >:D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well they produce milk...

by Anonymous 13 years ago