Everything should glow in the dark, amirite?

Maybe it already does, cuz if everyyything glows, it would never be dark. Lmao

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if everything glowed in the dark it wouldn't be so dark..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except spy and ninja clothes, those never can glow in the dark, it would be bad...very bad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I cannot believe this made it to the homepage.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My eyes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But then it would be eaiser to see me hiding outside your window at night...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wouldn't it be the coolest to have glow in the dark lightbulbs?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At first I laughed, then I realized that if they could get a safe material (meaning one that won't kill you just by being close to it) to emit a powerful enough glow for a few hours from the stored energy from the sun, or even the lightbulb itself, this would be an amazing invention. I can't tell if that's what you were thinking or if this post was meant to be a joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well... if I could get profits for that invention then thats exactly what I was thinking. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, you could if you go ahead and find a patenting agency that likes your idea. I think after the patenting, the next step is the actual creation of the physical object (unless you already had a prototype, which you clearly don't). Well, if you really like the idea, it's up to you what you want to do with that. I think the environuts would go crazy for it and have this in every hallway or bathroom. Pretty much anywhere that darkness is almost never desired. Though, I'm no expert, so it's up to you what you'd do/wouldn't do with that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sounds like a lot of work. You may have full copyrighting and patenting for this invention.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

XD, thanks! Actually, I'm pretty sure that if you find the right agencies, they'd do most everything for you (patenting, creating the physical prototype, marketing etc.). You'd just give them the idea, they'd do the work and you sit back and collect royalties forever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Depends how you define "everything". It'd be pretty darn cool if my coffee table was glow in the dark. Not so much for, say, my nether regions.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A glow-in-the-dark penis... Doesn't sound appealing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How the fuck would I be able to sleep?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go get some glow in the dark paint and let me know how it all works out later...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was glowing in the dark before it became mainstream.

by Anonymous 13 years ago