You never really realized it but Spongebob must have been adopted since parents and grandparents are all chocolate chip cookies, amirite?

I think you meant they're all circular sponges, but I get the point.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They are definitely his parents and sponges. They are just all dried up because they are old.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They're just dried up sponges, most sponges become round when they get old. Like his parents and grandma.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they're sea sponges which are brown and round

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought they were potatoes...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ahaha!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

agreed!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmfao same!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

win

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they're sponges, but now i want a cookie. damn you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haaaaaahahaha i love you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I saw an episode with him inside his mother's womb.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

there spounges

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no, they aren't. try again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes, they ARE sponges. they just kinda resemble chocolate chip cookies :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*They're sponges

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ill clear this up. His parents and grandparents are sea sponges, while he is a kitchen sponge.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They are sponges, hehe. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought they looked more like cheese... =/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When he's with his grandma she makes him chocolate chip cookies. So there's a bigger chance they're sponges.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

unless spongebob is promoting canabilism

by Anonymous 13 years ago

true. but i doubt it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, if they are under the sea, what meat are they using to make Krabby Patties? Fish. What are most of the animals under the sea? (I say most because I don't count starfish,seahorses ect.) Fish. So the fish are eating....fish. Or maybe the beef is magically transported down there along with the fire.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think the last part is the real explanation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me too. MAGIC BEEF PATTIES FOR ALL!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget the magic fire.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How silly of me. MAGIC *BURNING* BEEF PATTIES FOR ALL!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They are magically burning.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no one knows what the meat is its the part of the secret formula and dont forget the underwater beach and the sea creatures that dont know how to swim

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or don't forget the magic conch shell!!! hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

last part is most likely because only cinnamon toast crunch promotes cannibalism

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There goes my comment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

are you guys really discussing how real the show is? THEY HAVE BEACHES

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I just watched the grandmas kisses episode and I thought "man, I want some chocolate chip cookies" I got the thought from looking at his grandmas head

by Anonymous 13 years ago

is goo lagoon supposed to be filled with water or something else? because whenever they show the sign, there are always little puddles that are bubbling away. and water doesnt bubble like that...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well, um, GOO lagoon. kinda self-explanatory..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They are Sponges you R-tard

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They're the old type of sponges, derp.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and plankton's computer wife. i mean, shoulsn't she be short-circuiting??!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nonono, their meatballs.[:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they are definately sea sponges. They are not circular and dried up because they are old. That is simply what sea sponges look like. If you don't believe me then maybe google images will help. The whole joke of the show is that sponge bob lives in the ocean, but is a regular store bough sponge as opposed to sea sponges which are native to the ocean.

by Anonymous 13 years ago