+513 Dear mr. Cricket outside my window. Thanks for letting me know your available, but I'm trying to sleep. So shuuut the fuck up. Sincerely, me. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

maybe it's a girl cricket

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Toads are worse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you're* and why is this on the home page

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because I approved it. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol when I read that I read the "shuut" part really long and in a southern accent....idk why...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

These "Dear so-and-so" posts are getting old.

by Anonymous 13 years ago