+521 My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the fuck’s really going on down there? Who is the real hero? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You stole this from Mitch Hedberg!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its teamwork.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mitch is the real hero

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i hate it when people steal shit from comedians...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they act as if they made it up.... no reference to comedian or anything.... its called amirite not isthiscomdian rite

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahahaha...hahaha...haha...ha. You know, it's really not as funny without his voice :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't the belt loops just hang from the belt? So the belt is still the hero.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and technically.. you can't pull yourself up because all of the forces would cancel out, so belts shouldn't really be doing anything feel free to correct me if i am wrong

by Anonymous 13 years ago

as soon as I read this I knew it was Mitch. God I love him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh, Mitch. we miss you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago