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On MLIA, the posts are only truly average if you stop after the first sentence. Try it. Amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Today, I was walking down the street..."
by Anonymous12 years ago
I just went on there for the first time in about a year and the first one said "Today I ate a peanut. Then I died because I'm allergic." The posts on there are sooo stupid now, they used to be a little funny.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Same here! That post was idiotic.
by Anonymous12 years ago
What? Have you read the older posts? "Today, I went to the bathroom. MLIA."
That's so fucking hilarious.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yeah, I just tried this, and the first sentence of the first post said, "Today, my mum was telling me stories about the funny things I did as a little kid." Average indeed
by Anonymous12 years ago
Their life is British.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or they're pretending to be because every british post gets homepaged on that site, regardless of content.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Today, I found a nickle but couldn't buy anything because everything costs more than a nickle. MLIA
by Anonymous12 years ago
"A couple weeks ago my history teacher gave us an essay to do, but he said if you didn't want it counted to just draw a unicorn at the top of the page."
It was normal up to the comma.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yesterday, my 18-year-old brother walked up to me wearing only a towel, sang a song in Mongolian, slapped me in the face and walked away.
Hm...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Today at school, I had gotten a detention, at the end of the day I walked into my teachers room and when he saw me, he looked down at Harry Potter book and said, "5 points from Gryffindor, leave me." Best teacher ever? Yes. MLIA
Though it's a run-on, it's still not an average first sentence.
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