+299 On MLIA, the posts are only truly average if you stop after the first sentence. Try it. Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Today, I was walking down the street..."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just went on there for the first time in about a year and the first one said "Today I ate a peanut. Then I died because I'm allergic." The posts on there are sooo stupid now, they used to be a little funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Same here! That post was idiotic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What? Have you read the older posts? "Today, I went to the bathroom. MLIA." That's so fucking hilarious.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, I just tried this, and the first sentence of the first post said, "Today, my mum was telling me stories about the funny things I did as a little kid." Average indeed

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Their life is British. wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or they're pretending to be because every british post gets homepaged on that site, regardless of content.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Today, I found a nickle but couldn't buy anything because everything costs more than a nickle. MLIA

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"A couple weeks ago my history teacher gave us an essay to do, but he said if you didn't want it counted to just draw a unicorn at the top of the page." It was normal up to the comma. no

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yesterday, my 18-year-old brother walked up to me wearing only a towel, sang a song in Mongolian, slapped me in the face and walked away. Hm...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Today at school, I had gotten a detention, at the end of the day I walked into my teachers room and when he saw me, he looked down at Harry Potter book and said, "5 points from Gryffindor, leave me." Best teacher ever? Yes. MLIA Though it's a run-on, it's still not an average first sentence.

by Anonymous 12 years ago