You obviously don't understand music theory, do you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not only was this on the wrong website, it's not really funny. Please take your stupidity to MLIA since that seems to be where all the idiots are piling up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No thanks. I'll stay here :D I thank you for the offer, however

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How was the joke stupid, exactly?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It just wasn't funny. And last time I checked, this was amirite.net not postyourshittyjokeshereandslapamiriteontheendofit.net.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sure, it wasn't very funny. but that's no excuse to act so mean. i mean, sending her to go to MLIA? that's low

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well im getting sick of the idiots on this site posting jokes and puns and all that other shit. The people posting obviously have no idea what this site is about, which is exactly how MLIA got ruined. I personally don't want this site to become another MLIA.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't take it out on the OP just because you don't understand music theory...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I get it. It just isn't funny. Just because you understand it doesn't mean you have to laugh at it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So because you didn't laugh you gotta say OP is stupid?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well considering this is a site for opinions and not crappy jokes......yes. Yes I do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A guitar walked into a bar and the bartender said "I'm sorry but I'm going to have to ask you to leave; you need to be wearing more than a g-string in my bar!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And for those of you voting Yeah You Are, you don't understand music theory. Flat does not mean minor. Some of the happiest songs have several flats in them. E-Flat minor would have every single note flat, which would be hard as hell to play. So not only is this joke not funny, it's not accurate, either.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well, no, because if they are in the order: C, Eb, and G, they are a C minor triad ("minors" in the joke). Taking out Eb gives you the perfect fifth of C and G - no longer a minor interval.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh wow i never thought of it that way.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(The_Enlightened):E♭ can be either minor or major and in this case it was minor so the joke would work.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, here it is: 1. A NOTE can not be major or minor. Only a chord can be major or minor. 2. A note that is FLATTED is OFTEN but not always part of a minor chord. Similarly, a note that is sharp is often but not always part of a major chord. 3. In this particular case, Eb is indeed the note that makes the chord minor. However, Eb is also part of several major chords, such as Ab Major, Cb Major, and Eb Major. 4. The_Enlightened, you fail hard. 5. No, this amirite is not funny, not because it's inaccurate, because it's extremely wordy and long-winded, plus only people with knowledge of music theory would be able to truly appreciate it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are awesome. ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But it never said it was a chord...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The C-Eb-G chord was implicit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

#291355 hahahah yours is funnier!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fucking idiot. E flat isn't minor. Even a retarded monkey fucking knows that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, a C major chord is C, E, G. So flat the 3rd and you have a minor chord - C, Eb, G. No music theory, just 5 years playing saxophone. :o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Even if it wasn't musically accurate, the idea behind the joke was still pretty funny. Haters should go hate somewhere else.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This isn't accurate

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, I thought it was funny. Should have ended with 'and then they shared a fifth'

by Anonymous 13 years ago