+626 "She's from Austria." "Ahh!!!! Goodday, mate!! Hahha." "No. AUSTRIA." "Oh...." Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"just drove from Austria to Germany" "are you retarded! You can't drive it's surrounded by water!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let's throw another shrimp on the barbie!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeahhhh..... we don't call it shrimp. js.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Of all the stupid sayings people think Australians say, that is possibly the worst. Not once in my life have I ever referred to a prawn as a shrimp, nor would I cook them on a barbeque. I'm just sayin'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Never watch Dumb & Dumber then.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yep. Ah, the land down under. Vienna is so pretty there!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Never go to Austria and ask for a French Kiss.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why not?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's what they call a blowjob.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe I want one of those, so I should ask.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dumb and Dumber?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No kangaroos in Austria...

by Anonymous 13 years ago