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There were two peanuts walking down the road, and one of them was assaulted. ...Peanut. Amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
No, "Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted."
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah it takes a lot of creativity to copy this right off of punoftheday.com
by Anonymous13 years ago
[Author] Definitely didn't even know that was a website, but it's my new favorite one now. I heard this from my grandad just today and decided it was worth sharing.
by Anonymous13 years ago
How did this get homepaged?!
by Anonymous13 years ago
so? Its off of a different website. Others on here may not read that website and know nothing about it. It'd be different if he got it off here.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Saying "peanut" at the end kind of ruins the joke. Every time I've heard this joke, it just ends with "assaulted." You're supposed to let the other person figure that bit out.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I don;t get it...
by Anonymous13 years ago
"was assaulted... peanut." -> "was a salted peanut"
by Anonymous13 years ago
this made my day :D
by Anonymous13 years ago
OH GOD MONTY PYTHON REFERENCE.
This made my day :D
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