+370 There were two peanuts walking down the road, and one of them was assaulted. ...Peanut. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, "Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah it takes a lot of creativity to copy this right off of punoftheday.com

by Anonymous 13 years ago

[Author] Definitely didn't even know that was a website, but it's my new favorite one now. I heard this from my grandad just today and decided it was worth sharing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How did this get homepaged?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so? Its off of a different website. Others on here may not read that website and know nothing about it. It'd be different if he got it off here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Saying "peanut" at the end kind of ruins the joke. Every time I've heard this joke, it just ends with "assaulted." You're supposed to let the other person figure that bit out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don;t get it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"was assaulted... peanut." -> "was a salted peanut"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this made my day :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OH GOD MONTY PYTHON REFERENCE. This made my day :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

someone explain?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LMAO i laughed hard

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it

by Anonymous 13 years ago