+1,840 Always remember, no matter how bad it seems, things could be worse. I mean, you could be being chased by some psycho with a snake who wants to kill you because of a prophecy while you have to go find and kill six pieces of his soul, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you made my day(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes this made my day too!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

same here!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same here!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HARRY POTTER! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

unless that actually just happened to me... thanks for bringing up my horrible memories... jk :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or should you say 'jk rowling'? Wow, stupid joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha. thats nice. i didnt get it at first. lulz.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude. I only read the first sentence and then clicked 'no way,' because I hate when people say that. Then I read the rest and realized it was a HP reference and changed my vote! (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha nice job(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow! I'm sure everyone really wanted to know that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know right! That was of the upmost importance and who knows what would have happened if I hadn't shared it?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha totally. You're funny :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*speechless in awe of awesomeness*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha! HARRY POTTER! u rock dude!!! :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i commend you on your amazing post. Comparing life to Harry Potter.. excellent. Made me happy :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that was awesome :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow that just freaked me out cause i just finished watching the 5th movie.....weirrddddd

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Real freaky *sarcasm intended*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You, my friend, are the picture of optimism. Have a good day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Voldemort: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Potter!!!? How many times do I have to kill you boy?! Harry: Apparently more than once. ^ That proves that life really could be worse: you have to actually die before killing that maniac with a snake and six separate souls. -xoxo PS AVPM!!!! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OBJECTION! thats 5 pieces of his soul, since they kinda stabbed the diary with a giant snake tooth before they figured out that voldemort had split his soul into 7 horcruxes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

shut up lol who cares

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Vwy) Yeah, I realized that a little while after posting, and it was too late to edit. But, actually, four. Diary was destroyed, but Dumbledore destroyed the ring, leaving the snake, cup, diadem, and Harry. (Not counting the peice still inside Voldemort)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

didnt harry know about the ring though? i thought he did

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what about the locket that ron had to destroy?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I actually think this to myself when I'm feeling down :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(juliemoo) Oops. I forgot about the locket. I think I need to reread. :) So that is five.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

was the sword a horcrux?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the sword of gryphindor. no, its not a horcrux because an artifact of gryphindor being a horcrux would throw the entire plot off balance

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*gryffindor :) sorry, it just bugs me when people do that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(juliemoo) This one I know for sure. The sword wasn't a horcrux, but it was used to destroy them because it was full of basalisk venom

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah i forgot about the snake and i knew that there was 7 so i thought the sword was one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NOOOOOO its not because the sword was full of venom it was because it was made by goblins! and you call urself a potter fan.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"When Harry used it to kill the basilisk, it became infused with its venom" -- the Harry Potter Lexicon. therefore, it was full of basilisk venom BECAUSE it was made by goblins. okay? you're both right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Vwy) He didn't know when it was destroyed, exactly, because Dumbledore destroyed it the summer before he began telling Harry about the Horcruxes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i think i have an idea of who you're hinting of...... :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this rocks! nice job 8)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wait... number 6 is WHERE? crap...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The sword did not have Basalisk venom. The Basalisk did, that's how Harry "killed" the diary. SHoving the fang through the pages.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, since the sword was goblin-made, it soaks up anything that makes it stronger, so when Harry used it to kill the basilisk, it soaked basilisk venom into it, making it able to kill horcruxes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Jennlovesmcr) Yes, but because Goblin made metal absorbs anything that can make it even more powerful, when Harry used it to stab the basalisk it absorbed the venom. That's how Ron was able to destroy the locket.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

whoa. ron did something that contributes majorly to the plot

by Anonymous 13 years ago

derr

by Anonymous 13 years ago

rofl. duh! ron made a huge difference! without him..well.. it wouldnt work out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i know, of course it wouldn't work out, the book would be well, incomplete.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

totally. man.. what a sucky ending that would be :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i know, it would be like, blah, the end. and voldemort would rule and whatnot. so yeah, ron's important.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes, ron is :) Gotta love him! aww man, harry and ginny wouldnt get married ):

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nope, and the world would be a sadder place too...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the world is already a sad place.... hard to imagine it getting worse..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah well, there is no more movies coming out so after that, the potter fans have to be happy with a theme park and move on...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

true..true.. idk.. the movies always sucked compared to the books anyways..we all can always re-read the books another 50 times :) plus...i think ill be content with a theme park for a while

by Anonymous 13 years ago

we all hope, but eventually, we'll all get tired of it and want more.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

D: probably. curse j.k. rowling for creating us mad, greedy little harry potter lovers ): We lways crave more

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh well

by Anonymous 13 years ago

alright, we get it... harry potters awesome, now shush, id like to keep this as one of my favourite posts but im sick of getting notifications about it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah i know right, just shut up everybody!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're [totally] awesome :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Great comment... greater name. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha thanks :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

loooooooooove!!! HP FTW

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love reading these comments. I think you guys know more about the books then the Publisher did. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's plausible... if not probable.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE HARRY POTTER! DIBS!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh...kay? *backs away slowly*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

when i first read this i thought it was some life lesson or something, then realized it was Harry Potter i was like HECK YEAH!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wicked. <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago