+501 Vampires are make believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The Simpsons right?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes! :DDDD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha except eskimos are real...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My Biology teacher is an Eskimo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'm sorry

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm an eskimo. I'm writing this right now in my break room with dialup wifi. I'm on my break from herding wild caribou with my sled dogs. That's what I do for a living. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm an elf. I'm writing this right now in my break room with wireless internet. I'm on my break from baking cookies and making toys. That's what I do for a living. :P

by Anonymous 11 years ago

IT's all real. Don't burst my bubble, idiot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And God.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe you don't think God is real, but that doesn't mean he isn't. :)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

thank you for not saying zombies...that shit is real

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And wizards XP My Harry Potter obsessed sibling is seriously pissing me off with CONSTANT Harry Potter blabber.

by Anonymous 12 years ago