If you're drinking from the glass, the glass is half empty. If you're filling up the glass, the glass is half full, amirite?

+595 If you're drinking from the glass, the glass is half empty. If you're filling up the glass, the glass is half full, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but in all honesty the glass is 2x the size it needs to be

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The glass is always half full :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if I'm trying to engage the glass in awkward sexual positions?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just have half a glass

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but what if you dont know how the water level in the glass got to where it is?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

demetri martin: it all depends the contents of the glass. say its water. we have a half full glass of water. but what if its shit? we have a half empty glass of shit. baby blood is even more complicated. is it going to a baby or from a baby? why did you collect it in a glass?

by Anonymous 13 years ago