+396 Awkward dreams lead to awkward days. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What will be said: "Hey, what did you get for number 4?" What will be thought: "I had sex with you and gave birth to our baby from my ear. You wouldn't share the corn puffs so I had sex with you some more."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had a dream that this girl from my school showed up to my door asking to marry me and she blew up. then i turned around and my house was filled with a racially segregated community of midgets. The rest of the day i was thinking "What the hell was that shit???"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nah, i usually forget my dreams, then remember them later on ish

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nah, i usually forget my dreams, then remember them later on ish

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had a dream once where my friend got pregnant. It felt so real that until lunch when I saw her I really thought she was pregnant. haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've had dreams that my cousin, who's also my best friend, had backstabbed me and she was being a b****h to me and when I woke up I was sooo mad at her for no reason lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i had a dream where one kid in marching band with me was a stripper and i had to go ask everyone in band, "Are you a stripper?" i couldn't look at some guys for a week after that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago