When I was your age, my Very Excellent Mother served us Nine Pizzas, not Nachos, amirite?

Just wondering: why aren't "served" and "us" capitalized? Do you have a problem with Saturn and Uranus?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, but obviously the emphasis was on the lack of Pluto. XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And "my." And you also left out "just."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

whats the "when i was your age" for? :S

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because when we were kids Pluto was a planet. Now kids that are just learning their planets won't count Pluto.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And regardless Jupiter is still missing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I heard that after I already knew the planets... I think it's pretty stupid. It's way easier to just learn the planets then to memorize that stupid sentence.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i kno right? the planet names have just as many characters,if not a few more, than the entire sentence

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its just a little trick to remember them all! If you don't like it then don't use it, asshole.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

umm, hello. you forgot jupiter.... its my very educated mother just showed us nothing. ...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or like whatever just choose something else which has a freaking "J" in it. kthanks. @303646 (Da.Ni.Yell.AAH. <3):

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Da.Ni.Yell.AAH. <3): Yes thats what i always said!! not served us pizzas?!?!? thats just stupid. its, My Very Educated Mother Just Showed Us Nine Planets. It's a lot easier!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pickles

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mr Viking Exploded Meaty Jello Somewhere Under Newyork Plaza(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahahahahahahaha that was a good one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my vagina exploded. mr jackson stood up noticeably pleased.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my vagina exploded messily. jesus sat up noticeably pissed

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You forgot jupiter btw. Wow way to make us who grew up with pluto as a planet seem ignorant

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My very educated mother just sat upon nine porcupines.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Never Forget): If she was very educated, why would she be dumb enough to sit on porcupines?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Err, I have never heard that before :P I had to read the comments to figure out what you were talking about :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My very educated Martian just sat upon nine pizzas.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My very excellent mother JUST served us nine pizzas

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My Very Easy Method Just Sums Up Nine Planets... For those of us who grew up with the *planet* Pluto

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They didn't include the "just" because the post was in past tense. The "just" would sound weird in it. Lay off its a funny joke, and we all got what they meant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My Very Elegant Mother Just Swept Up Nine Pins. What can she sweep up now? :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's funny to see all the different memory tricks. I leaned the planets, then someone taught me 'My very educational mother just served us nine pickles.'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never learnt any of these. I just memorised the planets without a handy dandy pneumonic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No worries, Pluto is still a planet in New Mexico.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If we must leave Pluto out, which I think is BS, it should be: my very evil mother just sent us nothing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago