-1,230 You touch yourself under the dinner table, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yep every night

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because broccoli makes me horny...? Ew, that's just weird. -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like to start under the table, and work my way up to above the table. Then Grab my mom to finish the job.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

very classy .__.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*facepalm*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. But I'll touch you under the table for free :$

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oy!-_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only when we have phallus-shaped food.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And I moan, too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We have a glass table O_O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah dude. my dad watches me too and he gets boners

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i have been having a crap day and i just laughed so hard on the train home from work. (: thank u

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah cus food doesnt make me hungry it makes me horny

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I touch myself all the time during dinner , yeah... I touch my leg to make sure I still exist, because dinner is the most likely time to suddenly disappear into a trans-dimensional wormhole, ya know?

by Anonymous 10 years ago

That is gross

by Anonymous 8 years ago

What can I say?? I have a food fetish

by Anonymous 8 years ago