+562 Mom: Oh my god, my daughter's door is closed! Okay, okay, don't panic, she is just doing homework... But she could be also doing drugs! Or smoking weed! She could be having sex with that boyfriend-- what if she forgot the pill!? Holy crap, I better barge in her room just to make sure! "Honey!" Daughter: "Hey Mom... just finishing math." Mom: "Uh..." Phew! Preventing teen pregnancy is hard work... amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Daughter: Phew she didn't even notice me posting on amirite

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*quickly exits out of chatroulette* "Hey Mum..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My favorite part? "But she could be also doing drugs! Or smoking weed!" ...because weed isn't a drug?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol not to mom it's not :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Raise your children so you can fucking trust them with their door closed. End of problem.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the boyfriend's name is math....

by Anonymous 13 years ago