-290 You've never actually tripped over your untied shoelaces, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've seen this one before

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lame.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And I've never cut myself on a piece of glass, believe or not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've done that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You failures!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People always step on mine and then I trip

by Anonymous 13 years ago