+805 Instead of testing products on animals why don't we test them on rapists and pedophiles, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We can do both and test them on Pedo_Bear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was just about to say "where would that leave Pedo_Bear?" but saw your comment first.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU AND THIS POST!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL as always

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think that falls under the category of 'unusual' punishment, and sometimes cruel, and may be banned in the Constitution.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go touch yourself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Two things made me NW this. 1) It's a repeat. http://www.amirite.net/162701 http://www.amirite.net/87676 2) That would be unconstitutional.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/343394

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry, I didn't know it was a repost :'(. Next time I'll search it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you! <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

also, they mostly use animals since they're so cute and helpless

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they can't talk = they can't sue

by Anonymous 13 years ago

exactly

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It'd be a lot better if we used each and every one of you to test new execution methods. New "inhumane" methods.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What do you mean by 'each and every one of you' ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or murderers. they would deserve it. and the hell with being "unconstituational", i personally do not have any pity for murderers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What makes you think they don't test things on prisoners? They *so* do... after the animal trials. It would be very bad press to kill a bunch of people with experimental drugs or w/e, even prisoners. They trade time off their sentences and privileges for their agreement to participate, and they sign waivers releasing the testing agents from liability for the results.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol. Im all for that idea x]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then the pedophiles would just say "Hey kid...wanna smell my hair? It's strawberry!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you put it that way, performing tests on me doesn't sound like a bad thing after all... But I am still technically an animal so you can't test on me :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, you are a sick, sick animal. But hey, I feel special to have had Pedo_Bear respond to my comment, so thanks for that. Don't come find me, I'm no longer a minor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But I thought all pedophiles had thinning hair or was bald....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well you thought wrong

by Anonymous 13 years ago

While pedophilia is sick, being a pedophile isn't something you can really control. I'ts only evil if you act on your attraction to kids. Not supporting sex offenders, but they're not the same thing as pedophiles.

by Anonymous 13 years ago