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The herpes of arts and crafts: sparkles. They never go away, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Uhmm, by the way, I actually have viral herpes on my face (not anywhere else you perverts who were thinking it) so don't jump all over me about it because "you've got herpes and it sucks" or "you love glitter"...
by Anonymous13 years ago
That clarification was 100% not needed.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Haha. Right?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Right is right.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Hey now, im just tryin to avoid all the jerks of the world who take things offensively when you try to make fun of a sometimes touchy subject. I can make comments like that cuz i'm someone experiencing it...
by Anonymous13 years ago
that was from my life as liz =] that show is religion
by Anonymous13 years ago
Actually, it's from Demetri Martin. :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's more Demetri Martin than My Life as Liz, it's just phrased differently.
I've seen this joke here, and on MLIA, multiple times. People can't seem to keep themselves from ripping off Demetri.
by Anonymous13 years ago
i don't really know who that is XD
by Anonymous13 years ago
Bite me, i dont care if it was ripped off demitri whatshisface
by Anonymous13 years ago
demetri Martin came up with that
by Anonymous13 years ago
MAN. I freaking love glitter.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Hey, my bad. a friend told it to me and i thought it was sooo true....i didnt realize i was rippin it off some show or some demitri dude. hell, dont even know who the guy is.
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