It's okay everyone, just let left handed people brag. We should let them have fun since they are going to die nine years sooner, amirite?

what? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey now, only seven years =P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's not even true, my left handed grandma lived until 96

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My right handed grandma lived until she was 108

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A lot of right handed people die before 96

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know. I just wanted to brag about my amazing grandma may she r.i.p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe your grandmother was meant to live to be 105...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, my grandma was meant to live to 96. That's why she died at 96.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Omg. Haha you're really taking this to heart. WebMD says taking the stick out of your ass helps.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't understand. Is this is an old wive's tale or something?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, it's just statistically speaking. A lot of left-handed people die from accidents using something meant for right-handed people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ohhh Ok. Makes sense. Thanks!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait, that doesn't make sense to me. If the cause of death is from using a utensil made for right handed people, why is age a factor? It made more sense when I thought it was genetics.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I assume it relates to cars, not scissors or something lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I still don't see how age factors into that. Anyone can get into a car accident, young or old.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If enough left-handed people die young from right-handed objects, the overall age statistically will decrease making us 9 years younger on average. Make sense?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It makes sense, but it's deceptive to word it like that. It implies a factor that is relavent to all left-handed people. It's just weird.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm lefthanded:(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuck you. I'm a leftie but I'm gonna live longer than all y'all bitches.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a lefty too, apparently we have to be careful using stuff meant for righties or we'll die in an accident or something. It's just that on average lefties die 9 years sooner then righties. I don't like how this amirite is written, though. It implies that ALL lefties will die 9 years sooner than if they were a righty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:( I don't wanna die 9 years sooner.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

totally worth it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a lefty and I hate it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What do they have to brag about? Most things are designed for right-handed people. Although I have heard that left-handed people tend to be more artistic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what about the people who are ambidextrious (sp?) [I'm a righty btw]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

jews live longer than average. and the thing about lefties dying early because of accidents using right handed stuff is wrong. its genetic like someone said

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... I'm a left handed Jew. This should be interesting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if you're ambidextrous?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

awww im lefthanded!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was left handed until about 1st grade when I saw everyone else writing with their right hands, so i taught myself to use my right hand. does this mean i'll live 9 years longer but be braindead for all that time? :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That means that for the last nine years of your life you will age backwards like Benjamin Button.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not genetic, idiots

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm right handed trying to become ambidextrous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

everyone is born right-handed, only the gifted overcome it. btw that f-ing stupid and probably a lie. ill go ahead and have more fun though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YAY!! I'm gifted. :D I used to be ambidextrous but I dominated with my left hand and now I do everything but write/sketch with my right hand.

by Anonymous 13 years ago