+720 I wonder if pedophiles have dropped the candy in a van act and decided to pour sparkles on themselves and shine in the sun to attract teenage girls. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HILARIOUS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks i just thought of this when i was talking about pedophiles with my friends jaja lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bet they do Bieber hair, too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha i forgot to put on there but they also drive volvos and crazy Italian sportscars

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pff been there, done that. The most effective way is to use an ice cream truck to lure little boys and offer them "ice cream" from the back of the truck, if you know what I mean ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually once my sister thought our icecream man was a pedophile... though he did compliment my dress

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha the sad thing is, that would actually work -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah it would... only on a crazed fan though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oops didnt mean to give anyone ideas

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's a great idea! Thank you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

shoot no

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look what you fucking did now. How am I supposed to defend against that?!?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dunno!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All you have to do now is make a tv special about them where you lure them into a kitchen with you and talk about why theyre trying to rape twilight fans. you could call it, "To Catch a predator: Bite Me" -on dateline w/Chris Hansen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, I think I would just run...Edward Cullen is a freaking creeper, man.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol shyea!! same here!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*highfives*

by Anonymous 13 years ago