perhaps it was only an odd flicker of feeling, due to associating it with some memory or person...but regardless, the fact remains: for whatever reason, at least once, an inanimate object has turned you on. amirite?

-268 perhaps it was only an odd flicker of feeling, due to associating it with some memory or person...but regardless, the fact remains: for whatever reason, at least once, an inanimate object has turned you on. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My toaster hates me!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fork orgasm: oooooooooooh yeeeeeeees

by Anonymous 13 years ago

one day my counter may have growled at me.. and im not kidding. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If computers count, then yes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dildo. Eh?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

maybe it was music, maybe it was the way a fire flickered, or an attractive design of some sort. maybe you were full of adrenaline while doing some mundane thing. or maybe it was an object that reminded you of a memory with someone that turned you on. i think a lot of you nay-sayers are lying to yourselves. perhaps you don't even remember it...but something other than a person in front of you got you a bit excited, in that way. sure, it's a weird concept.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

also, the feeling could have come very randomly, and you couldn't explain why, but it just kind of happened.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's like that was the sexiest leaf ever

by Anonymous 13 years ago