the chicken came first. amirite?

Evolution states that the chicken evolved from another life form, thus something that was NOT a chicken must have laid the egg in which the chicken was contained. This means that the egg did indeed come before the chicken.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thank you, Anonymoose, I was about to tell this dumbshit the same exact thing.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes, but the Holy Bible tells us that God created all the animals, not eggs.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The egg is an animal--it's just not a chicken yet. Do you think a human isn't a person until it comes out of the womb?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

chickens did not lay eggs when the first evolved dipwads hes right

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, Al crossed the road /after/ the egg hatched. The egg contained Al.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

But the egg wouldn't survive without a chicken to sit on it. So the chicken definitely came first.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dinosaurs hatched from eggs, so eggs were around long before chickens.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The chicken came first, that's what God did, He made animals first. And for all of those who think the egg came first, how did it hatch without any warmth? Let me guess, the sun sat on the egg and it hatched into something right, HA!

by Anonymous 13 years ago