+405 Maybe we should make George W. Bush the president again so he can say the ocean has WMDs and invade it to take its oil, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would violate the constitution, but George Bush would find a way around it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know it does, but I figured it was worth saying, or asking I guess.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha and if theodore roosevelt can do it he can. That there ocean had nuculerr weapons so i thought it would be ok to invade the ocean and find out. But we fucked up. Again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol. Good call. Again lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You sir have made my day

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good to know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I believe the last time someone declared war on the ocean was during Caligula's reign in Rome. I find this quite accurate.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Best. Post. Ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or uh: Let's get our current president to figure something out, instead of ignoring the fact that it's still there, and busting on George Bush.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't say anything unless you can find a solution yourself, love.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Set it on fire. The oil will burn off eventually. Its not like it will spread due to the whole being surrounded by water thing.. then u can dump sawdust on whatever hasnt burned off.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha. I love this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OK y is every post thats like politics about George W. Bush??!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OP, your comments on other posts annoy me a lot, but this was a really good post. (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...OP? This. Will. Not. (Hopefully.) Become. Another. MLIA.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Um. I learned the term, OP, at FML, so fucking chill, dude.

by Anonymous 13 years ago