+501 Best Superpower: the power to reach into your pocket and take out whatever you wanted, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

JUST LIKE DORAEMON!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's actually a joke like this. Long story short a guy gets two wishes. He wished for this power and a chick with long legs. He wound up with an ostrich. Sorry, too tired to tell the whole joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

tell me it another time! Sounds awesome!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think I've heard it. A guy walks into a bar with a crane and a cat, throws himself dejectedly onto a bar stool and orders a beer. The bird says "I'll have one too," and the cat says "So will I, but I'm not paying." The bartender serves the beer and the man reaches into his pocket and hands over exact change without looking. He orders another beer, the bird asks for one too, and so does that cat, who again refuses to pay. Eventually the bartender asks, "So sir, why do you look so upset?" "Well, I found a genie who would give me three wishes, and my first wish was that whenever I bought something I would have exact change in my pocket." "Clever," says the bartender, "you'll never go broke. So what were your other two wishes?" "When I asked for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy, this wasn't what I meant."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bahahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i would take out x-ray vision

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Blue whale

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Isn't that pretty much Batman's superpower but instead of a pocket it's his belt, I swear he can pull absolutely anything out of that belt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago