+242 Everyone hates the food in their own house but loves the food in their friends houses. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate the food at my friends house. It just aint no good.I mean the macaroni's soggy,the peas are mushed,and the chicken tastes like wood. One time I tried to play it off like I was full but my friend was just like "momma he's just being polite he aint finished uh uh that's bull." My heart started pumpin and I thought of a lie and said that I already ate, but my friend says man there's plenty of food so I pile some more on my plate. While the stanky food was steamin my mind started dreamin of the moment it was time to leave, and then I looked at my plate and my chickens slowly rotten into something that looked like cheese. So I said "That's it, i got to leave this place, I don't care what you people think! I'm just sittin here makin myself nauseous, with this ugly food that stinks." So I bust out the door while it's still closed still stick from the food I ate, and then I ran to the store for some quick relief from a bottle of kaopectate. Two weeks later I called my friend to see how he's been, and he said "I understand about the food baby bubbah but we're still friends.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

cool story bro

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I very much see what you did there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm used to the food at my house and I think it usually tastes really good. The food at my friends' houses are usually good too, but they're also usually things out of my edible comfort zone (I'm a somewhat picky eater). So nope.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like food anywhere. ... except school food puke

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's because my parents live off their own feces for months.

by Anonymous 12 years ago