+611 If you're watchin' a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-foward the parade. amirite?

by Anonymous 10 years ago

Then again, if there's a really good float who's throwing out really cool stuff, imma follow them....me personally, I stand at the end of the parade, because that's when they throw you all the stuff they didn't throw :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!mitch headburg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

RIP Mitch Hedburg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think every single one of Mitch Hedburg's jokes has showed up on this site at this point. Jesus.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Being in a parade is really short.

by Anonymous 10 years ago