+619 How does Bella stifle her farts around the Cullens? I mean, they have great hearing and sense of smell, so I don't think Bella can pull it off without one of the Cullens giving her a funny look. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Made my day. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who cares?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no one, probably. Except for the cullens.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I get this reference~ Tony, clearly, doesn't care.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Simple: Bella doesn't have any other holes other than her mouth. It also explains why she doesn't menstruate.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In a related comment, I'd like to ask the classic question: what happens when she gets her period? Also, if Edward's blood doesn't circulate, how can he get an erection...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If his skin is supposed to be like rock wouldnt he always have one?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ditto

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stephanie Meyer says that the blood Bella bleeds when she has her period is "dead" blood, so it doesn't appeal to the Cullens, but they can smell it, but Edward is too much of a gentleman to mention it. The whole erection thing, I don't know. Probably, magic knowing Meyer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Silly Hobbes, Mary Sues don't fart :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Girls don't fart. Duh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm glad people think about this kind of stuff too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm so freakin' happy I'm not the only one thinking about how she farts! I mean, if I every wrote a book there would always be a place where I would add a fart or two. O.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

stephenie meyer does not put that in her book and other stuff so apparently bella is a superhuman who does not burp,fart,menustrate,pee,shit,get hiccoughs. now that makes sense== HELL NO!!!! its a great book but it cud be clearer

by Anonymous 11 years ago