You should always get someone a serious birthday gift along with a dildo, that way, if they don't like the gift, they can go fuck themselves, amirite?

+326 You should always get someone a serious birthday gift along with a dildo, that way, if they don't like the gift, they can go fuck themselves, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YOU GOT THAT FROM EASY A, DIDN'TCHA

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, this is from something...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I doubt it, considering I made the post months before Easy A came out.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or give them the receipt so they can return it. But I like your idea better.

by Anonymous 12 years ago