When someone asks if you're ticklish it doesn't matter if you say yes or no, they're going to touch you. amirite?

+453 When someone asks if you're ticklish it doesn't matter if you say yes or no, they're going to touch you. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whenever someone asks me that, my answer always is "I have explosive diarrhea"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Demitri Martin? :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh definitely! But I have actually used that line before haha and its saved me!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IZ NICE!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I normally say something like that, and they just say "You're right" and we move on :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago