+126 Fighting with someone online is like running up the down escalator....... It's not going to get you anywhere. Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It isn't that hard to run up the down escalator. I can walk faster than the escalator goes, so it's actually really easy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've tried it and sure I move a little bit but, usally I'm only a couple stairs ahead of where I started.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That just means you walk slow. If you go forward at a pace that is faster than the stairs are moving, you will make it to the top.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would got faster, but then I'd run into people who are ahead of me and it would just make a mess.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you are going up the down escalator, they will run into you in a second anyway.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, but I try at all cost to avoid them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why don't you do something amazing and try running up the moving handle?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would be REALLY freaking cool , but with my luck I'd get to the top and fall.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would suck. Maybe try a few stationary ones to start, then move to the escalators.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I shall try that next time I'm at the mall :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'll narrow down my numerous internet debates to just this site, out of those I think only one was ever resolved.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

False. Running up the down escalator WILL get you somewhere. But like an online argument, once you get to the end, you've wasted pointless energy and look like an idiot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago