+517 I accidentally arrived at work five minutes early today. Speeding CAN be dangerous, kids, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This would be funny if you weren't supposed to show up to work early.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And you'd be funny if you understood sarcasm. BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do understand sarcasm. This was merely unfunny to me. Boom goes your intelligence.... as if you had any to begin with.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT MY INTELLIGENCE!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or lack thereof.

by Anonymous 13 years ago