I always avoid talking about guys i like when my dads around just because im worried he will track them down and kick thier ass. Or worse, tell them i have crabs. amirite?

+160 I always avoid talking about guys i like when my dads around just because im worried he will track them down and kick thier ass. Or worse, tell them i have crabs. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't talk about boys in front of my dad ever since he gave one of my dates the "Shovel Speech" in the garage. "Now this here is my favorite shovel. It's good for digging nice, deep holes. I usually only have to dig about six feet, though. It's good for digging anywhere, really. Our in the middle of nowhere, for example..."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well you just made it public on the internet that you have crabs...

by Anonymous 12 years ago