what'swrong with it? i do it alllll the time!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't talk to my friends in the bathroom, but I'll definitely talk to customer service people on the john... it seems appropriate, somehow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's like, "Hi." "Hey." *Flush* "What was that...?" "What?" "That...it sounded like a flush..." "No, it wasn't..." "Yeah, I could've sworn it was a-" "IT WAS THE TV, OKAY!?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was on the phone with my friend and I really had to go and she was in the middle of telling me a really long story so I just went in, and muted the phone so they wouldn't hear any awkward/questionable noises. But I wouldn't suggest it cause I did it again after that time, and it turned out to be a quick story, so I had to respond while using the toilet. They were like, hey what are those noises? I really did say it was the TV.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've done that! Yeah they were telling a story and I really had to go, 1 minute later and I hadn't finished, but the story was over. Taking a poo and using the phone don't go well together: I'm case you never noticed, talking is hard when your interrupted every few seconds to go "uhh" (that was supposed to be a pushing mosur.)and it can inspire some awkward questions.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have no idea what a mosur is, but I meant noise I must've misspelled it because that's what my iPod corrected it to. Stupid thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've done that! Yeah so I wasn't done, and I was trying to talk to them normally, until I was interrupted by myself getting hit by a wave of pain, letting out a moan, then a loud grunt, and a fart. They practically screamed, "ARE YOU GOING TO THE BATHROOM?" I had no choice but to say "yes...." I was shocked by the response "oh. Continue on then." with my poo halfway out of my butt, I said "I have (grunt) to (here I was hit by lots of pain) go. (moan)" and hung up. I guess I forgot how loud pooping can be, and the sudden waves of pain that make you moan when you're taking a massive poop.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uggh iPod again I meant in case not I'm case.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the moral of the above stories is....don't talk on the phone while pooping because when you grunt it's awkward.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've been talking to someone who randomly went "NYEEEUUOOG!!" then, "sorry, having trouble passing number 2." the catch? I let out a sigh of relief and said "oh, my gosh so am I! I was trying to be quiet, but you get no where without pushing." i literally sat for the next 10 minutes on the phone not talking, just pushing out my poop. (I had very minor constipation.) I then, like any good friend would, stayed "with" my friend for the next 15 minutes while they unauccessfully strained. This was the first and last time that's happened and it was awkward but funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When you think about it, talking on the phone while someone can hear your grunts is like being in the public bathroom and talking to a friend. They still hear the same noises, but it's more "socially acceptable" (though not by much) in a bathroom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well I've never even tried this because generally my pooping involves lots of plops, splashes, clenching my teeth in pain, pain in general, moans, groans, and grunts. If you can poop silently then go for it. I have actually unwillingly cried out in pain before, which would be weird.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't usually, but me and my best friend have done tat loads of times before

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i find your statement slightly amusing, i must say...xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We're just very comfortable about it that's all XD I'd be embarrased if it was anyone else

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've taken some of the biggest poops of my life on the phone with my BFF, she knows it, and she does it too. We've been BFFs since pre-school when there were bathrooms with no stall doors, and she accidentally walked in on me taking my daily poop. We literally had a conversation. It's because in second grade we were on the phone and I was pooping, she noticed and didn't care that we are comfortable doing this. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Everyone poops. I don't attempt to talk to people over the phone while going. I do, however, talk to them in person, example: when someone's using the shower, the shower door is closed. So, when I'm pooping, we can't see each other, and occasionally say a word or two.

by Anonymous 13 years ago